haha

I'm sitting in my office with a bottle of Glaceau Vitamin Water sitting on my desk, dragonfruit flavor. I just noticed this printed on the label:

"despite having the word "dragon" in its name, no actual dragons were harmed in the making of this product. however, with 250% of the RDI of vitamin C inside, the fruit wasn't so lucky. with that said, we'd also like to inform some of you that dragons are actually imaginary. that means they don't exist. so, will you please, please, pleeease, stop sending us nasty letters. thank you."

As written, complete without upper case letters. lol. Elsewhere on the label: "the inside is natural. the outside is plastic." and "enjoy cold. refrigerate responsibly."

It's got some B vitamins in it as well as Zinc and Chromium (!). Also contains Taurine (?) and Panax ginseng extract.

I'm in a pretty good mood today, following the elections last night. Dems won big here in Virginia. I hope I hope I hope I'll feel this way the day after the election in 2006.